digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

yangderexiaolong:

Do you ever have that outfit you wear so often you think

"Yes, this is the outfit I’d be drawn in everyday if I was a cartoon"

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

"Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone."